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That Smoky Pilgrim Flavor

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So who's your new friend?

Random splotches of carnuble arrogance.

What?

A musky grape fossil.

Why didn't you say so in the first place?

I've never been to the first place--I'm no time traveler--but were I there, I would have said thus, not so (I'd want to fit in, were there others there to hear it).

Well, it looks like more of a haunted mushroom than a musky grape fossil.

Heh, that's what they said about the Olsen twins.

Most of the scrolls lacked an index of mannerisms; I think the twin's career benefited greatly because of it...

Whatever. Hey, do you have any gum stuck in a bottle cap?

I knew I forgot something.  I was busy bathing the toothless bearded hag.

If there is a positive electron charge on the plate, do you seek the blue water?  

Do you mean peanut brittle?

Yes, of course, what else would I mean?

I thought that was just something some guy did to keep the risky segments from wearing the white pants.

Huh?

No, you can just do that--go ahead--there's nothing to it; just be sure not to smack yourself in the nuts with a walrus skull.

I'm allergic to peanuts, can you make it with fish?

Fish brittle?

Yeah, why not?

That sounds like something you'd put in Fookleyur's Book of Changes.

(we all laugh)

You'll need a moist rag.

(we all laugh, again)

Ha! Fish don't have nipples!

(as far as we can tell, we're still laughing)
FYI: I'm posting all my new content to my blog:
Ode-Differ-Us.Fookleyur.com

This is an oldie I wrote back when I thought I had to plant a carved pumpkin seed, to get a fancy jack-o-lantern.

Now I've got so much caviar I don't know what to do!
How the hell I'm I supposed to peel all those little things, Easter is coming and my bunny is an angry fish…

ok, I don't want to give away too much… read it for yourself, or, for your shelf which sounds almost the same.

For something a little more mainstream try this:
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You are jusr fooking awesomely different! never change